Limited Invulnerability

I went to the doctor today to get a new tetanus shot - apparently my old one was out of fashion. Or at least I thought I was only getting a tetanus shot. Turns out it was a setup, an ambush, and once they had me down there they decided to stick me with drugs for hepatitis A (again), meningitis (again) and the whooping cough. Newly impervious to so many different kinds of harm, I now feel the need to do somehting needlessly reckless to compensate.