Sunday, July 10, 2005

Combat!

Bad Glacier has challenged me for rights to the Evil Twin title, to be settled by honorable combat between Giant Battle Monsters, in accordance with prophesy and ancient custom. No doubt he will be left quavering in fear when he comes to behold the monstrosity opposite him in the Arena:

T Sinister

is a Giant Lizard that has Enormous Tusks, carries a Ray Gun, is Covered with a Thick Slime, and can Regenerate and Change Colour.

Strength: 12 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 3



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat T Sinister, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights T Sinister using


If anyone else wants a piece, I'll be stomping around right here, using my powers for Awesome.

UPDATE: My [evil/goody-two-shoes] twin at Bad Glacier demonstrates great [cunning/cowardice] and, seeing that no beast of his could match T Sinister for sheer stompiness, elects to go with a nimbler and cleverer champion, some kind of rusted, rabid robot. I have been temporarily defeated, and must retreat to my [glacial fortress/secret volcano lair] in order to [recover my strength/plot and scheme], before I can hope to return and [bring him to Justice/claim what is rightfully mine].

1 comment:

Trevor said...

The site seems to have some sort of name-to-monster algorithm. I don't know if it does monster penguins, but I guess you could just keep trying names and see if you get one. It seems to be more or less random.