I'm Poor

Between traveling this month, a nasty speeding ticket, and my housing deposit, I seem to have run completely out of money. I have here my VIsa bill and chscking account statement, and one of them is distressingly larger than the other. My roommates all joke that we should just go donate at the California Cryobank. Their ad in the daily says they'll pay you $600 a month, and as Big Nilla says, "Dude, out of everybody on this earth, I would want your sperm."