Back in high school, a friend of mine from the swimming and water polo teams used to joke that there were only thee kinds of sports. Running sports, mainly track, cross country, and soccer, centered around running. Then you had your falling sports, like diving, skiing, and snowboarding. Finally, there were drowning sports: swimming, water polo, and boating. One could infer from this taxonomy, he argued, that we all would rather drown than run. This was meant to be amusing for its hyperbole, but in my case it's actually not all that far from the truth.
Anyway, I'd rather run than dance.
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