I Hits the Links

I played my first game of golf this afternoon, at a short course near my house that has cheap greens fees after 5. I was thoroughly awful, but I was hitting switch (for those paying attention, this means I shot right-handed. Played with four friends and someone's dad, who was impressed that I was keeping up. "So if you're playing almost as good as us hitting right-handed, you must be pretty good, huh?" he asked. Ha! If only he knew.