Me: *hands over credit card*
Clerk: Wow, you're got a really great name. Trevor Austin.
Me: Oh, thanks.
Clerk: It sounds like a movie star's name.
Partner: Yeah, is that even your real name? Or is it your porn name?
Me: Actually, close. It's my litigation name.
Partner: Yeah, that's the same kind of thing.
Clerk: *stares*
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