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Close to Greatness

A source tells me that a girl I kissed once holds the American record in a swimming event. That is, at some point she swam a race faster than any American woman that has ever lived. The best ever. "You must feel pretty good about yourself, hearing that," my source teasingly prompts.

She's right. I kinda do.

Derogative Inflation

The single biggest drawback to referring to the 1Ls as freshmen (as in "So it turns out the freshman really hate it when you call them freshmen. Who knew?") is that I have no handy word when the MAC is under renovation and our beautiful gym is overrun by actual undergraduates.

I had to satisfy myself with muttering darkly about "damn kids."

Try Me

As PBB notes, The Trial Advocacy Workshop begins today in a little over an hour. I spent an ungodly amount of time on planes and in airporst over break (more on that later), so I had plenty of time to master the sample cases. One is even a Massachusetts landlord-tenant case, the kind of thing I spent all last semester working on. I'm pumped.