Ernest Cline is Airwolf

My brother just pointed me to these spoken-word gems by Ernest Cline, who could be Dane Cook's geekier older brother. Listening is better than reading, but if you need prompting, here's a snippet from Nerd Porn Auteur:

I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind. Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than you are. You can have the whole cheerleading squad, I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses. Betty Binabowski the valedictorian. Oh yes. First I wanna copy her trig homework, then I wanna make mad, passionate love to her, for hours and hours until she reluctantly asks if we can stop, because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.