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Quote of the Day

Last night, Charles Fried is rehearsing his cameo in the hour before curtain. I walk up and listen in, excited.

"Yes?"
"Oh, I just want to watch. I wrote this bit."
"You wrote this?"
"Yes."
"Well it doesn't make any sense."

In my defense, it was a three-word fix to make it make sense. But he did have a point.

Opening Night

Remember when this thing used to be kind of funny? It hasn't been so much lately because I've been channeling my creative energies into the HLS Parody, which I helped write and appear in. Putting in together has been an obscene amount of work. But finally, payoff.

Last night's show went incredibly well, with a great audience and a scene-stealing cameo by Alan Dershowitz. And aside from some fliers about last year's controversy, there were no major disturbances. The masked streaker, for example, had excellent comedic timing. People totally thought we were funny, and stuff.

The Decline and Fall of Higher Education

One of my friends just joined a Facebook group called "You know your in college when."

God help us all.